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So one day i was walking to go get a pokemon game till this dog thing walked up to me and pissed on my pants
"WHAT THE HELL" I said but the dog thing was cute very very cute...
"I am going to name you.. Pikachu" PIKA PIKA it said it looked very cute i went back to my house and drank some awesome beers and i let pikachu have one
We both got drunk and i... I RAPED PIKACHU I RAPED THE DOG THING and the dog thing became EVUL
He chased after me and bit my ass and he said these words... "So this is a story" And then i ran from the little bastard
And then i ran out of breath i was tired and hungry, The only way i had to eat was... to eat a animal i saw a bunny wabbit and ate it's heart
And then the dog came and he traped me and he said these words... "You are moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air..."
and he sent me there and i moved in with auntie and uncle in bel air....
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